If I can’t even face the battle? *

How, honestly are you meant to win a war, especially a pretend one, when during the intensity of battle you are bombared with boob-age every few minutes? While I can appreciate the over-the-top nature of the latest Red Alert game with all of its ’star studded’ (their words, not mine) cut scenes and tongue-in-cheek tone, the game constantly distracts me. I refer you to exhibits A through C.

Now, pay close attention (if you haven’t already) to the lower section of that screen. Whenever this ‘advisor’ to my Russian player appears on the screen, I am unable to function as the war commander they want of me. I just can’t do it. For those who need convincing I have magnified the images:

Can anyone else see my predicament?

* – Prize goes to whoever can name the song that the title and first sentence references.

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